Tuesday, October 31, 2006
My lips are always too dry to apply lip gloss/lipstick. I always end up applying everything on my face except on my lips. There's this thin whitish layer of skin on my lips after a while if I were to apply lipstick. Even lip balm do me no good. Still, I got myself a lip moisturizer from NEUTROGENA.
Then I saw something on the product and was a lil' stunned.
*GULP*
Now you tell me, who will still dare to use??!
P/s. I still use lah! Arbo waste money meh~ Labels: LMAO, This N' That
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11:01 AM
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Read an interesting article on the newspaper few days back. It was about a 17 yrs old schoolgirl who did something damn stupid & silly. Her bf wanna break-up with her & she got so angry & sad that she took her father's shaving blade & .....
IF you think she cut her wrist to commit suicide then you are WRONG!
This STUPID ger cut down her TWO BREASTS, slowly slowly... & threw away her breasts in the dustbin outside her home!! OMG! When her parents came home & saw her looking pale with blood all over her body, they freaked out & sent her to the hospital. Then they tried to look for her breasts but realised they have been eaten up by wild dogs!
The STUPID ger survived & told her family that she has no regrets for what she did & losing her breasts....
MUAHAHA!
Stupid ger from a stupid country. Wun reveal is which, go find out yourself.
Saw the lame picture below on a website. Horny man.... Heehee.
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11:28 PM
Monday, October 23, 2006
My msn conversation with June....
June : sian my whole life till now, other than school...is work....
Me : is liddat de... we have to work till we become old leh, unless...
June : strike toto
Me : u is taitai lor. i hard, cuz i dun buy
June : haha me also neva buy....i tot we gt chemistry man...haha..... find a rich man like not easy leh but dunno why i see many pple getting
Me : ya lor, we not so lucky la. But fortune teller say i will live in BIG house in future, i think he bluff me la
June : heeh ur future nt here yet mah.... i gt a joke leh....living in a old folks home also quite big leh. Got garden somemore haha.
Me : (-__-)!
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1:53 PM
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Ya lah ya lah, it's that TIME of the month again. Loathe it! SHE officially came yesterday & it's really sucky cuz mine is always very heavy, have to keep going to the washroom & to change a new
loti.
Something farnie happened this noon.....
I just came out from shower & was going to prepare applying my make-up/blowing dry my hair when I decided to play some music. I walked to the living room & insert my cd inside then I looked around for the remote control but I couldnt find it.
I searched high & low for it & finally found it lying under a pile of envelopes on the table. Then I aimed the remote control at the radio but nothing happen leh. My cd wasnt playing at all. I thought for a while....
MUST BE NO BATTERY LIAO... I thought smartly.
Then I remembered there were some new ones on the dining table. And so, I walked to the kitchen, replace the batteries with new ones & discarded the useless ones in the dustbin.
I walked back to the radio, very certain it would work this time. But hor, still cannot leh....
THE REMOTE CONTROL MUST BE SPOILT... I thought again.
Heaving a sigh, I stared hard at the remote control....
Then I knitted my brows & my eyes widened.....
I have taken the wrong remote control.....
(-___-)!!
Then I walked back to the dining table, took out the new batteries, walked to the dustbin & picked up the "supposedly useless ones" & searched for the radio remote control again.
Im forever so blur de lor.
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11:38 PM
Friday, October 13, 2006
I've never used antiseptic mouthwash in my life before. Usually I will only gurgle my mouth with tap water after brushing. But nowadays, Im quite a bit of health conscious. I feel that my teeth are starting to become yellowish with the build up of tartar on them. Even though frenz all exclaimed that my teeth look white to them but I still feel yucky.
And so, one day, I saw an advertisement of a new product of Listerine. It's colour was a baby blue with the slogan "For Bright & Clean Teeth" screaming at me. It promises to keep teeth bright & clean with Whitenol to prevent the build-up of discoloring tartar. And of cuz the killing of germs that causes bad breath & against plaque.
I was so tempted that eventually, I bought a 250ml bottle back from WATSON.
At night, I was so excited at the thought of my teeth becoming pearly white soon, I immediately poured half a cap of Listerine into my mouth & started to gurgle.....
Within seconds, I had the shock of my life!! My tongue was in such pain that I thought it was going to be "cooked" by the liquid. Serious, no joke! The instruction was to gurgle it for a good 30-60s but I can tahan no more. I spit it out & rinse my mouth with cooling tap water.
The tip of my tongue became numb for a while. Perhaps it's suppose to be feel that way (not?) cuz it's afterall, an antiseptic mouthwash??
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10:29 AM
